Republic of South Africa
11-12 Almost Official Languages
Date: 27 04 1994
Subject: Our relationship
Dear our Country
I am very happy and sad to write this letter to you. However, i would like to first tell you what makes me happy about you and then will tell you what makes me sad about you.
Things which makes me happy about you are as follows:
Number one; you are very beautiful, warm, caring and like to make everyone happy, Everyday.
Number two; you make sure everyone has a chance to good health, safety and security and social livelihoods,
Number three; you have drafted the best supreme law for us so that we know whats best for us so that we can all live in harmony in our backyards.
Number four; you make sure we all cry together at the same time and wipe each other’s tears.
Number Five; you take us seriously and so do we.
Now, let me tell you the things which makes me sad about you.
Number one; you want us to read the same one book and abide by it without considerations of our diverse cultural ethnic backgrounds.
Number two; when we cry, you appear to be listening and sympathetic and keep on ignoring us.
Number three; you wait for the damage to be great to set corrective measures.
Number four; you seldom forget we co-exist and must make decisions together.
Number five; you are ruining the fun, instilling fear and doubt in our safety and security, smoking into our lungs, and suffocating us.
Now you listen, the Republic of South Africa, we love and we want you to know we co-exist and must make decisions together. So when are you ready to do a do-over? before the sadness takes over.
what do you say now?
Your response will be appreciated as soon as possible. This will assure us of our current status. The letter may kindly reflect the current year date to show progress and intentions of resolving our problems.
Your truthfully & with love.
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